By Danie B
Last year at around this time, I wrote about how much I hated pumpkin spice.
Since then, I’ve tried pumpkin greek yogurt, pumpkin spice tea, and even a pumpkin shot, and I STILL hate it.
Again, I know this sounds strange. As a 20-something-year-old female, hating pumpkin spice is something that is just not normal. The love for pumpkin spice is supposedly embedded in our DNA, along with a love for shoes, chocolate, flowers, and the color mauve.
So, again I say, “Enough!”
I still hate, no, I still loathe all things pumpkin. I even hate the way pumpkins look, and if you don’t like it, fight me.
*drops the mic and walks off*