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Danie B Learns That With Furniture, Assembly Is Required

By Danie B

Dear Furniture Manufacturers,

I know you do this because it’s economical, but assemble your pieces!

For the second time in life, I’m stuck spending hours screwing, hammering, and basically pretending to be Bob the Builder just so that I can have a nice table to eat on and chairs to sit in.

I never knew that the delivery fee furniture stores charge is because they are actually assembling the furniture for you in addition to delivering it.

All I’m saying is if I paid over $400 for this stuff you should at least put it together for me, sheesh!

Now excuse me, I have to find this lost screw so that my chair doesn’t fall apart in the middle of dinner.

– Danie B



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