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3 Tips For Pooping In Public Without The Embarrassment

By Danie B
We’ve all been there. You’re at work or at a social gathering and your tummy starts rumbling only this time, it doesn’t mean that your hungry.

Your heart starts racing and you start sweating because the porcelain throne is calling your name, but you don’t want to be one who causes the bathroom to smell like a sewer!

Well here are some tips to help you relive yourself in public without the embarrassment.

  1. If you’re in a building with multiple floors, go to a bathroom on another floor. Even if there are people on that floor, they don’t know you and you don’t know them.
  2. Invest in poo-pourri. This is a before you go toilet spray that basically eliminates the smell of your you know what. They come in different fragrances so your poop will literally smell like roses. You can find this at Bed Bath and Beyond.
  3. Just Go! We all do it! Just own it and go! Otherwise you’ll be walking around super gassy and uncomfortable and sweaty and anxious because your stomach is turning back flips!

Smells so good, you'll want to serve it on a platter. #TreatYoSelf

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