While overpasses are crumbling in my hometown of Atlanta, GA, her in central Florida, alligators on the loose.
Just the other day, a Lakeland homeowner encountered a gator in their driveway!
Wait; let me get this straight. In Ocala, we have a killer cobra slithering around freely, and now gators are walking up to your front door in Lakeland?
Let’s also not forget the gator that wanted to eat me in the AMP studio, the mosquito orgy that happened at my house, and lizard intruder who stalks me daily.
I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, and I’ll say it again. Florida wildlife has NO respect for humans as the superior species, and I for one am sick of it!
Sadly, I’m the girl who runs from ants, so I guess, I’ll continue to them rule over me. Don’t judge; it’s survival of the fittest, and I’m just trying to survive!