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True Life: I’m A Black Girl Who Can’t Dance

Confession: I’m a black girl who can’t dance.

I know you didn’t think we existed, but we do; so before you make assumptions, let me explain my plight.

When I say I can’t dance, I mean that when I hear a beat, the movement that my body decides to naturally fall into may or may not look like I’m having a seizure.

Don’t get me wrong. If taught a routine, I can make it look good, I am not, I repeat, I am NOT the person who claps off beat at concerts and in church.

I have rhythm, I just can’t dance. Here’s the proof for those of you who don’t believe!

I tell you all this to say that I think that I have found my theme song. Nicki Minaj posted a snippet of Amanda Hackey rapping about how she can’t dance, and I instantly fell in love.

The song is a bit vulgar, so if you want to check it out click here.


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