Lindsay Lohan has never been known for her promptness. So when she sent a Tweet last night at 10:35 PM PT/1:35 AM ET announcing that she was pregnant, one can only assume that she was late to the April 1st jokey jokes known as April Fool’s Day.
Its official. Pregnant…
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) April 2, 2013
Whether she is pregnant or not, it took no time at all for the Twittersphere to have a field day with the Tweet. Here are some of the best (and funniest) reactions to Lohan’s hopefully mock maternal announcement.
Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she’s pregnant. In related news, soon I will no longer be the worst parent in the universe.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) April 2, 2013
If lindsay lohan is really pregnant that fetus has already done more drugs than most rappers.
— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) April 2, 2013
Lindsay Lohan tweets that she’s pregnant, pulls slightly ahead of Amanda Bynes on their race to rock bottom. — West Lee (@NotthatAdamWest) April 2, 2013
Obviously Lindsay Lohan tweeting that she is pregnant is an April Fools joke. Because, you know, pregnant drug addicts are hillarious. — Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) April 2, 2013
If Lindsay Lohan is truly pregnant then it proves that booze and drugs don’t affect the human body and you kids should go get crunk. — Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) April 2, 2013
Lindsay Lohan tweeted she’s pregnant, which is great because now she’ll have someone to get drunk with — Emmerson McGinnis (@Momfia) April 2, 2013
LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT PREGNANTIS SHENOSTOPREALLYHAHAHAHHASHUT UPOMGWHATLOLHAHAHAHHAHAHAHCAN’T CONTROL ITHAHAHAHAHHAWHATLOVE IT — Dominic Riccitello (@DominicScott) April 2, 2013
Lindsay Lohan is pregnant here is the ultrasound pictures twitter.com/Not_sean_paul/…
— trill cosby (@Not_sean_paul) April 2, 2013
The idea of Lindsay Lohan being pregnant makes me think about the Futurama episode where Bender gives birth to beer. Except with more meth.
— Tone Capone (@tonybalogna) April 2, 2013
Lindsay Lohan just tweeted she was pregnant. It was probably an April Fools joke, she was just too high to realize that it’s April 2nd now..
— Jake Zelinski (@JakeZelinski) April 2, 2013
Lindsay Lohan just tweeted she’s pregnant. Sad when even your April fools jokes need to go to rehab.
— Chuck Martin (@MrChuckMartin) April 2, 2013
If Lohan IS pregnant, at least 90 days of the pregnancy will be spent in “locked in” rehab where recent reports have claimed that she will only enter the facility if she is able to bring along her prescription drug of choice, Adderall, claiming she needs it to function.