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The Hurricane Drinking Game

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It appears that Issac is heading our way and being that hurricane season doesn’t end until NOVEMBER 30th, you might as well have something to do to pass the time during all the stormy weather.   So why not  have a killer DRINKING GAME?

Grab your liquor, beer, wine, whatevs — jump in front of the TV, turn on the radio — and ride out the weather with your homies (and a hangover!)

Every time a newscaster uses the words “hunker down” or “feeder bands”:  DRINK

Every time you see a satellite image, in which, the storm system is LARGER than the state:  DRINK

Every time you see images of people boarding up buildings or lugging sand bags:  DRINK

Every time there is a new advisory from the National Hurricane Center:  DRINK

Every time they announce a shelter that allows pets:  DRINK

Every time they announce that a shelter is full:  DRINK and If it is one that allowed pets:  DRINK TWICE 

Every time you see a news reporter attempting to speak into the microphone while nearly being blown over by hurricane-force winds: DRINK and If they actually fall over: DRINK TWICE and if they cuss: DRINK THRICE (hell and damn count)

Ever time you see storm surge footage:  DRINKand If the surge splashes onto a roof:  DRINK TWICE

Every time you see footage of a traffic jam with thousands of cars heading in the same direction: DRINK and If you see one car heading in the opposite direction:  DRINK TWICE

Every time you see images of traffic signals dangling from a wire in the middle of an intersection:  DRINKand If you recognize the intersection:  DRINK TWICE

Every time you see rain moving sideways:  DRINK

If you can see rain moving sideways and you’re looking through a hole in your roof:  DRINK and PRAY

Every time you hear a tree fall:  DRINK

Every time a car alarm goes off:  DRINK

If it’s your car alarm:  DRINK THE ENTIRE BOTTLE and STAY INSIDE

When the power goes out:  DRINK

If you end up playing solitaire, in any form:  DRINK

When the liquor is gone:  HAVE SEX (even if you’re alone)

(Modified from the Orlando Sentinel & Wild 94.1)

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