4. Michael Jackson and Lisa-Marie Kiss
“…and just think, nobody thought this would last.”
Elvis was the King. So, it’s only fitting that his daughter gets wifed up by the King of Pop… and it’s only fitting that it lasted about ten seconds.
But in 1994 at the opening of the VMA broadcast, the newlyweds walked hand in hand down the runway to deliver a couple awkward words and one big fat kiss. While the kiss has now lived on forever unfortunately, the marriage was over faster than you can say “Dr. Conrad Murray”.