Hugh Hefner’s Woman Problems Are Bieng Played Out Through The Media!

The Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner just can’t seem to find the right woman after 50 years of trying, because his woman issues are still being played out through the media. When do you consider yourself too old to have all ya business put out in the streets?

According to my undercover media source:

HUGH HEFNER would like you to know that CRYSTAL HARRIS was LYING when she went on the “Howard Stern Show” the other day and said he’s only got about two seconds worth of sexual stamina.

Yesterday, he Tweeted quote, “Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?”

He added, quote, “Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie. I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.”

He also said he’s, quote, “happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard.”

Hugh! You just need to accept the fact that you will not find happiness with any of the playboy playmates! You can date as many as you want, and still feel empty! Go get yourself an old lady and settle down.

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