Having Sex In Florida Is Against The Law

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sex 385 Having Sex In Florida Is Against The Law

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WTF!! Yes familia having sex with your man or girl is outlawed in FL!! Say it with me “WTF”!!!

I swear if this is true I’m chucking a DUECE!!!

According to Nerve.com

Our fine people that write the laws accidentally banned sex between humans, with bestiality.  Apparently our legislator failed biology.

This is what they wrote:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

WTF!! I guess we can have sex till October 1, 2011, cause that when it goes into effect. After October 1st if you get busted busting a nut… it’s jail for you.

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